Does Bryce Harper Need A Friend?

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First real episode of 2019! Back on their bullshit as always, Bobby and Alex discuss the glorious news that they could win a haircut with Bryce Harper (benefiting a charity in the process). Then in rapid fire fashion, they (belatedly) banter about the Yasiel Puig trade and find a new enemy of the pod, Kyler Murray choosing football over baseball, Roy Oswalt’s innovative shoulder rehab, and why baseball is probably headed for a labor stoppage soon. They wrap it up by checking in on their adopted teams, and salute their big boy Tim for getting engaged! Congrats, Tim, you can finally fuck.

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Songs featured in this episode:

MOP — “Ante Up (Instrumental)” • Cypress Hill — “When the Shit Goes Down (Instrumental)” • Drake — “Controlla (Instrumental)” • Mobb Deep — “Shook Ones Pt. 2 (Instrumental)” • Onyx — “Last Dayz (Instrumental)” • Joemay — “Trace” • Vince Staples — “Tweakin’” • Leon Bridges — “Coming Home” • Booker T. & the M.G.’s — “Green Onions”

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